A canterbury tale of me by ali
My name is nina, I smell really bad
I have no friends, it is really quite sad.
The only friend I have is my dear pup
Showers? Psh…my motto’s just give em up!
I have the sweetest dance moves you will see
I have a sister whose pants she does pee.
My favorite past time activity is
Going to bball games! What fun, gee wiz!
Don’t give me bean dip or you will regret
Oops, oh no why are my underpants wet?
When I am angry, watch out and beware
If it is really bad, my mouth will swear
Possibly things might be thrown in the air
Oh poor Maura there goes theo the bear!
If you make fun of my movies I’ll yell
Danielle Greening experienced this hell
Maura and Al were there to see it all
For them witnessing it was quite a ball!
Children, earmuffs with what I will say next
I have a condition that is complex
I take off my pants when I fall asleep
But that is not just what makes me a creep
You see when I sleep I am not alone
Her best friend is there to her unbeknown
That when Nin fell asleep with her pants on
When Ali woke up her pants were now gone!
But don’t worry all I am good looking
On the corner, I could take up hooking
If you didn’t know this just ask me I’ll say
My body’s attractive when on display
Strange men often ask me for my digits
It must be the vibes that I do emit.
My spellings real good and I make up words
“Are you trying to suduct me?” is heard
But the truth is we are, just don’t tell nin
Her ego is big enough it would seem
But I love her the same, she’s my best friend
If I don’t stop now this will never end.
this is for maura: